What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Have you ever had a bad gut feeling about someone and it was right?

Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How do I seduce my sister? (I am an Indian) I want to have sex with her.?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-J W Pepper

Octopussy

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

From Russia With Love

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

I was awaken between 2-3am by a voice that said “Hey”. Literally right next to my ear. Sounded like a males voice, but it wasn’t stern or deep. What could this mean?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

A View to a Kill

I feel like my boyfriend doesn't love me. Why?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Goldfinger

You Only Live Twice

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Dr No

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Ah so!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”